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  1. Something new (to me anyway) from Porschehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvyhsu4mP_c&feature=player_embedded#!http://www.dupontregistry.com/AUTOS/NewsCenter/NewsCenterDetails.aspx?mmysid=3867
  2. HEY ! There ought to be a rule that it has to have a motor of some sort!
  3. I love how the red paint on the door of the house lines up with the car door.
  4. How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs1 to move it to the Lighting section2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs5 to flame the spell checkers3 to correct spelling/grammar flames6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
  5. What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E -D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-
  6. A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blonde haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat and boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff...I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...So I did.Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...So I did.
  7. I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'And that's how the fight started.
  8. My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?''No,' she answered.I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'And that's how the fight started
  9. OK folks, my goodies are here (well turns out it was there on the 14th but they couldn't find it)I will probably run down Saturday in the Pickup so there should be lots of roomIf you need transport email me nevadajoe at mobsters dot com or call 470-9096 to make arrangements.I could use a co-pilot if anyone is interested.Joe
  10. I'm waiting for a call that should have come last week. When I get it, I'll PM you.
  11. things have changed since I was a kid[ATTACH]40[/ATTACH]
  12. I just got word 75 will be open today or tomorrow morning. I will probably going down in a pick up when the call comes in. Get me your info and I'll look at picking things up.Jeremy - You're covered.
  13. It's one of those terms of endearment
  14. I should have a package showing up there in the next couple of weeks. The water will be down. Is any one going down?
  15. Button injured in horrible F1 accident[ATTACH]27[/ATTACH]
  16. The Pastor's New TeethThe minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:'The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... And I couldn't shut up.
  17. Here are the winners of this year's Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition:================================================== ==============1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.2. Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an bum.3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.4. Reintarnati
  18. Damon Hill Makes him sickhttp://jalopnik.com/5177020/damon-hill-drives-reporter-to-sickness-in-mercedes-amg-sl55?autoplay=true
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