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NevadaJoe

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  1. If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright he's the famously erudite scientist and comic who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some of his gems:1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- They don't expect it back.3 - Half the people you know are below average.4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.6 - A conscience is what hurts when al
  2. http://www.geocities.com/changeyourblinkerfluid/blinkerfluid1.htmlAnd you'll need this:http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2&products_id=6
  3. That ain't going to buff out.http://blog.cardomain.com/2009/01/08/balls-of-steel/
  4. SLK vs 911 vs Boxer S vs M3http://videos.streetfire.net/video/TWS-on-19-Jan-08-run4_148795.htm
  5. Holy crap! That inlet is almost the size of a garbage can!
  6. I really don't blame them. Their foreign policy has painted a big red bulls eye on their back. They've let terrorists in to the country before to learn how to fly jets just to crash and kill civilians.Yeah they're a little paranoid, but with good cause. It's their country they can run it like the want to.Quiet frankly I think our Border Service is like putty and the US is just protecting themselves from our (weak?) immigration policy. If you have flown to the US, you will know that you go through US customs BEFORE getting in to the country not after. Here we let you in first then find out if y
  7. Not sure if this is a repost.Nice video link here too.http://www.autoblog.com/2008/06/20/video-2010-acura-nsx-the-ring-enough-said/
  8. Looks like I'll be making a trip Saturday.Let me know if you have goodies needing a ride home.
  9. Can you get a tax receipt for helping those less gifted arts?
  10. There is a ton of introductory autox info on the Solstice forum. Some is Solstice specific and some generic. http://www.solsticeforum.com/forum/f48/so-you-have-solstice-want-race-scca-solo-now-what-11782/
  11. Well, this is good to know.Folks - Keep an eye out for a husky woman for Mike.
  12. Interview faux passhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_scmJbg9Xic
  13. I think he made one green light.fastinfranceApologies if this is a re-post.
  14. His:http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Chevy-Camaro-SS-Speed-Warning-Decal-98-99-00-01-02-NEW_W0QQitemZ200176410300QQihZ010QQcategoryZ50434QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItemHers:http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NEW-CUSTOM-PONTIAC-SOLSTICE-GXP-WARING-DECAL-2007-2008_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ46102QQihZ010QQitemZ200175683341QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW
  15. Corey approved:http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9585187884< Must have sound >[capproved]
  16. I've always wanted one of these: Maybe one day........
  17. Rrrrrightttt - Thanks for straighting me out buddy!
  18. I was originally going to post this under the AGM thread but was concerned it would get passed.I'd like to motion that the constitution be amended to include a Director of S2000's. Duties to include:1. Researching / posting / commenting on videos found on the Internet.2. Arranging group buys on S2K specific products3. Locating posts on other S2K's for sale4. Discussing various chrome vs. non-chrome goodies on their rides.Any seconders?
  19. The owner of a golf course in Saskatchewan was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University of Saskatchewan and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
  20. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.__________________________________________________ __________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?MZF: No, I just lie there.__________________________________________________ __________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.______________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia grav
  21. What kind of gains?http://www.gmmodernmuscle.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2779
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