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Jim Eh.

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  1. ^ When I started to read this, I forgot what thread it was and thought I was reading some informational tidbit...until the groaner at the end.
  2. Wow, the effect of moving the cabin forward by removing the roof is quite amazing. The other pictures you posted (of the glass body cars) didn't really give a good side shot like this. The roof line of your body style always gave the appearance of being tail heavy, IMHO. This way, it really balances the look of the car. Does this mean you will also be on the long list of "car swappers" this weekend, maybe a little red on the horizon?
  3. Relatively speaking.... What kind of weight difference can you expect to obtain?
  4. A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!'
  5. And an accent to go along with your sudden urge to have a spot 'o tea at 2 in the afternoon.
  6. Sometimes...at workI don't know if I'm the one running, or riding....
  7. A few zingers:I asked my new girlfriend what kind of books she's interested in, She replied “Cheque books"!The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the price of a new one.Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?A: When pigs drink, they don't turn into men.Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A: A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the Judge.Oximoron?: A beautiful nurse who holds your hand for one full minute and expects your pulse to be normal.
  8. This would qualify as one of those "that's gonna leave a mark" events
  9. Wow, I've been looking all over for a new Kuhneutson Valve. Thanks
  10. Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?""Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."[Don't make me come splain this to you! --- Read the last line again, slowly --- out loud.]
  11. Minus the sounds only, thats what most of my wife's shopping looks like.
  12. What???? I thought you only liked RED cars? When are you getting back home to do some local racing?
  13. Time for a physicalDuring his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level.He described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.Avoided standing on a snake. Climbed several rocky hills.I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.The mental stress of it all left me shattered.At the end of it all I drank eight beers"Inspired by the story, the doctor said,"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!""No," he replied,"I'm just a shit golfer".
  14. Neat, looked like a Gumby/Pokey movie. Kinda strange tho, only had one bolt assembly left over.
  15. Hmmmm, was that Al driving one of the purple ones?
  16. For the "other" side of 50A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sundayafter he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The secondSunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talksfor 2 hours and 48 minutes.The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and theyasked him what happened.The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn'ttalk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too muchto talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put hiswife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
  17. Seems to open on my computers. Now the mail server....thats another thing. I can't seem to send any mail through to our server?????
  18. An inside lookHow do they get the caramel inside an F1 car?
  19. But aren't you are allowed a cat back and some torsion bar upgades (front and rear) in DS-S?
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