themikewoo Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) Going through some old e-mail. Years ago I was asked if I was interested in making a YouTube commercial for autocross. Unfortunately nothing came to fruition and I am no longer in a position to race let alone help out, but here are my idea's if someone wants to complete this project. I will take 50% of your future earnings because this project will kick start your career. 1. Mocumentary of NOTT Autocorp's Milt Steagal's video. - - average physique person working out shirtless - cars driving on the same roads as video - line up of cars ready to autocross - someone opening a drivers door - people talking while looking under the hood of a car - someone brushing steering wheel - someone cleaning car - car doing a power slide 2. Meme Step1 2 ??? profit - step 1 "own a car". Guy taking keys from bowl exiting house and entering car. - step 2 "enjoy competition". - ??? - step 3 really quick half second cuts of a bunch of cars racing sliding around interior steering shots - guy standing in front of their vehicle, wearing for and good chains, holding a trophy. - camera zooms out to see bikini girls coming to his side and other races graveling - fireworks from behind. Word "profit" overtop of video 3. Pylon Farmers LOACATION IDEA GIMILI MOTORSPORTS TRACK CAMERA ANGLE FACING FACES - two farmers leaning against an old fence talking about this years harvest season, cars zoom by in foreground - they say they have already doubled this years yield - pylon flys by them, farmer bends over and picks it up, looks destroyed - tosses it into a bin with other destroyed pylons, pulls out a brand new pylon from a different bin and then hands it to a racer with helmet on CAMERA ANGLE FACING BACKS - pans out to see autocross racing - really quick half second cuts of a bunch of cars racing sliding around interior steering shots 4. Interview - think Matthew McConaughey Linclon commercial - guy talking about how he used to think he was a good driver and drove fast. after autocross he can't even ... no idea how to finish 5. Perfume SHOPPING MALL - group of guys around perfume kios - wives sitting on bench, new wife enters and asks what is going on - tell her fragrances for men - girl is proving samples of "perfect launch", "burnt rubber", "new pylon", "new helmet smell", "new racing tire smell" - all the men are smelling intensely with eyes closed, some have money hand and exchanging for purfume. 6. Masked female racer beating guys - guy parks and gets out of car looks at phone to timing website - says to the other guy that this JAMIE person keeps beating us - what does he have? - talking about possible upgrades - JAMIE drives by and parks beside the guys - gets out, takes off helmet to reveal female gender - enter snarky remark - maybe for autocross school promotion or hpde 7. Panda Cheese Bear - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYz3sl0LEA4 - red light guy revs car at another car - close up shots of interior and both guys getting ready to street race - panda in passenger seat punches arm and waves no no no finger gesture - slaps autocross sticker down on dash, screen promoting AX - guy driving normally listing to music panda punches driver again, he changes it to heavy metal Edited July 7, 2019 by themikewoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justkickin Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 On 7/6/2019 at 5:45 PM, Jim Eh. said: Care to try that in a Honda? I think you need torque for that...no such thing in a Honda! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Contrarian Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 What about the lot for the horse race track? It is massive, no curbs. https://www.google.com/maps/@49.8878951,-97.3295146,3a,51.7y,63.61h,85.13t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s-OnJH4MxSBUdkJK39EHVjQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_Earl_Spilner Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 54 minutes ago, The Contrarian said: What about the lot for the horse race track? It is massive, no curbs. https://www.google.com/maps/@49.8878951,-97.3295146,3a,51.7y,63.61h,85.13t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s-OnJH4MxSBUdkJK39EHVjQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 They might as well rename that lot to Normandy. If you thought the RRX grounds have gotten bad, that lot is something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaitenL Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I use that lot to check for suspension noises at work. It's pretty rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfram07 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 what about the lot where they do the Cirque du Soleil? by the golf dome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Igor Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Is there a paved lot there? I thought it was just gravel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Run Away Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 In for rallycross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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