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Not sure who's idea it was to make the rescue trucks park in strategic areas around the track but I'm damn happy you did. During the Aussie Pursuit I broke a hub and tried to make it close to rescue truck but didn't quite make it and stopped in the grass and within seconds a grass fire started and Mat L was on it and put it out. If he wasn't there, a simple broken rim would have cost me an entire race car plus who knows what could have happened with the grass fire. Thank you organisers for this decision, saved my car and possibly a lot more. Volunteers rule!

Thank you very much Cheryl and to Cheryl's husband. Thanks for the hard work!

Coming from a fellow director, I agree with everything above. Thanks.

Good work Mat (and team)!!!

Excellent work Steve, thank you!

I would add to use lots of heat (torch) when you're going to turn it out with the flat screwdriver.

I went through the Sep Regs top to bottom. Thank you. I did learn a couple of things that were interesting and I found out I need a car number on the Pit Scooter. I'll use Clint's number in case someone calls it in.

Ugh... Now I have to read the whole thing? Aw man.... How about you do up a video of it? That would be much easier than reading. Thanks.

Generally YOY changes are highlighted in BOLD, is the only change for this year the Entrance Fee? Thanks for this.

Thank you @nhil. Appreciate the rundown. To Ice Racers - Time to license up!!! I already ran through the MSR process above for Bill and it was quick, easy and painless. If you do not have a document scanner for your Annual Waiver then take a photo of it with your cell phone then email to your computer to upload.

Wow, this is pretty cool.

Thank you for this Darin. I should have freshened this up a long time ago and now I don't have to.

Now that is funny!!

Thanks for this Al. Are you ordering Pizza again for the afternoon and charging per slice?

VERN'S FUNERAL Vern works hard but spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doing?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league." When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's also a waitress at the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the round, honey." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says... "Hi, Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez, Vern, you picked up a real witch this time!' VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD THIS COMING FRIDAY

A old crusty Mormon checks in to a Hotel and says to the clerk "the porn on my TV better be disabled" The clerk replies "It's just regular porn you sick bastard!!!"

Husband talking to wife on cellphone: Honey, I got hit by a car in front of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have ran a bunch of tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head was strong, fortunately it seems that did not cause any serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot. Wife’s Response: Who is Paula?

Great job Pete and his gang of volunteers for a well done evening. Thanks to Mike Woo for a cool AutoX video. Very well put together, must have taken hours and hours. Want to thank my fellow road racers for a heck of a year. Looking forward to next season.

+1 more for Jordan S = 7 total.

+2 more for Jordan S = 6 total from Portage.

4 tickets or Jordan S so far. Thanks.

So what's the problem? A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados."

This video should explain a lot from what were talking about at Gimli during Road Racing. No longer an insider joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtdeOwND10MNippon Gakki!!! Heeeaaaaaaa!!!!

Irony?: The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever, to 46 million people.Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "pour some hot warm water over it." Wife texts back: "computer completely f*$ked now."