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BrownBoy

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  1. I imported the car in May 2009, you have a great memory sir!
  2. Not red anymore, still annoyingly RHD though. Do I know you?
  3. Thanks for the replies, gents! I called Wayne today since he replied first and he's coming to take a look at the situation tomorrow evening. If either of you are located anywhere near the south end of the city, you're more than welcome to come along and we can all bash our heads together!
  4. Good afternoon folks, I got my V8 RX-7 build roadworthy last summer and am now down to ironing out the last couple quirks. My biggest pain at the moment is my driver's side header, which is a constant clearance battle between spark plug wires, a steering column, and a starter. I've been trying to find someone to help me out with either: a.) Modifying the existing header I made last year or; b.) Fabricating a new piece altogether Does anyone on here possess (or know someone who possesses) a little welding fabrication skill? Any help would be greatly appreciated, thanks!
  5. HAHAHA!!! That was great!I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' made me laugh out loud at work!
  6. Saw this on a 1-Series forum I'm a part of:A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph.Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.''Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman.
  7. Same video with subtitles - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw_CGMfofSI
  8. Took this off NASIOC:My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, her younger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.Hehehe!
  9. These are pretty good! I got this one in an e-mail today:WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"HUSBAND: "Of course I do."WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "WIFE: - - -silence - -HUSBAND: "oh poo-poo"
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