I was at WAL-MART buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dogs Kross & Rhodes, in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets