How NOT to rob a liquor store.

[Brian_Earl_Spilner]

I don't normally post random dumb crap like videos and such, but this one is too good to pass up. I guarantee it will make you laugh.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/badrobber

[20v101]

like how dumb can you be?
i wonder whe he landed on those bottles, how bad his ass got diced up by the broken glass lol

[917guy]

The only thing that might have saved him some nasty cuts is the amount of US liquor sold in plastic bottles, and the wall thickness of some smaller bottles. He did lie on the shelf for a while, and would a have had big wet spots if he laid in puddles of liquor.

Pretty tough guy (or drugged beyond the point of feeling musculo-skeltal pain), to fall that hard that often. If he had a plan to get out, he might not have been caught. The front door alarm was no doubt triggered as soon as he first pushed/ pried on it.

Anyone go to the Hamilton police tube vids? The good side of broadcasting security footage. Get the images out and hopefully get some tips.

[codewhore]

I don't think that guy was that tough, I think it was clearly that his brain just really isn't able to process more than 1 thing at a time.

Stupid thing is he'll probably be able to sue the store for some stupid thing like the ceiling tiles breaking under his weight and make out with millions of dollars.